Shocker ! Varsity Undergrad, Uche Dies After Sleeping WithDog

Uche (her surname withheld) was an Accountancy part time student of a Federal University, before her death recently.

I LOVE MY OLD NAIJA

I miss the days of Apoche,cloths made frm chair materials=)) • D days when we went to school,lined up &D headmistress&te achers inspect our nails&uniform&d en we march to our classrooms8-| • D days of Computer Socks:p! U Remember na?? • D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi pelepe, ekono gowon,baba dudu,Okin Round&Okin Four Corner. X_X Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it"condense" • D days when:s NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program(=| .4pm l• D days were basket sandals,simbi nd kitto sandals was d best;;)Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs dstv has come no more old fun:> •days when votron, jumbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons:'( :'( • D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm 3-| • when we say 'leke leke give me white finger' #:-s • Those days when eleganza pen was d best:x • D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if it not coming • D days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X • D days of sakobi the snake girl,Nneka the pretty serpent, ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in yoruba class obe oba be obo oba;;) • Chei i remember those days when one naira coin na money>:Owhen groundnut was 5kobo. & choco milo sweet was 25 kobo>:O • days of messing game,who is ind garden, police and thief If u'r proud 2 be a Nigerian, just HOLLA below.. Say sth... Watcha Say???

* Word for the day *

A man raised by God cannot be erased by gods... In everything you do, put God first and you'll excel #Inspirethursday Watcha Say???

Joke: Naija proverbs reloaded

He who fights and runs away .... Na fear catch am Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend... Dey call am brother A rolling stone no just dey roll... Naperson push am. He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest A stitch intime........ Dey prevent further tear tear. Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem. One goodturn......... na correct power steering be that. A bird inhand........ Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Half bread………. Is better than buns/ puff puff D journey of a thousand miles……. Ol’boy e beta make u carry your car go o or enter aeroplane He who laughs last........ na mumu. Why im no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh? The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am. All work and no play……Na Banker be dat All play and no work…… Abeg na real life be dat. Afterall i see as u happy wen dem declare holiday. Have ur say below

Joke: Check dis out!!

There were two Men waiting at the railway station but suddenly the train passed without stoppingso they decided to run after it. One of them managed to jump into the train the one who was left started laughing... People around him asked why he was laughing yet he has missed the train? and he said "The guy who just managed to catch the train was actually escorting me" Who foolish pass!

Joke: What materialism can do 2 u

An Igbo man had an accident with his new Range rover sports,he called a police officer and said: this man just come smash off the door of my Jeep! MyGerman worth 6Million dollars car is now condemned!!!.