Joke: Recent Jamb Questions

RECENT JAMB QUESTIONS (1): Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)" (2): Who is D'Prince ??? (A) Wrapper (B) Business Man (c) Comedian (d) Jonzer (3): Calculate M.I's Height (4): Wande Coal's complexion is ? A) Dark B) Coal Tar C) Goodnight D) All of the above. (5): If Nokia is connecting people then what is blackberry doing (a) stressing people (B)annoying people, (c) extorting people, (d) destroying people. (6): If Ur X-Boyfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The GloWINBIG Promo 2 Days After U Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X! (7): If Torres scored two goals last october and scored two in march, when next will he score? (8): What is blackberry in Yoruba? (9): If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? (10): Which university has d highest no of babes dat travel to dubai for 2weeks and return wif british accent? (11): What genre of music do mosquitoes sing? (A)Fuji (B) Juju (C) Hip-Hop (D) Reggae? (12): How many Virgins do we have left in Nigeria?