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man needs help

A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…”

9 things abt u at the moment

I know 9 things about you right
now.
1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter''P''without separating your lips ...
... 4. You just attempted to do it...
6. You are laughing at yourself. See ur teeth :D
7. You have a smile on your face and
you skipped No.5
8. You just checked to see if there is a No.5 =))
9. You are still
smiling =D
10. You'll probably update this as ur status cuz dis aint ur first time
oleeeeeee!!
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Ladies can lie!!!

ROFL...check it awt...
Girls can lie even more than the devil him self.

DIDI: waiter I like my salad very hot also can I
have 2 bottles of sharwarma

preferred spouse

Ladies and gentle men if you would want to choose a
WIFE/hubby exclusively out of †ђξ 7 options
below, which one would U rather pick? And WHY???

1. Ugly bt caring
2. Handsome bt rude
3. Handsome,beautiful caring bt unfaithful
4. Rich but ugly $ short/robust
5. Handsome, caring, faithful bt broke
6. Totally broke but religious $ GOD fearing
7. Very rich, caring, handsome bt impotent/
barren

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Stupid answers for stupid
questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2am in the
nyt nd ask ? "are u sleepin?" Ans :
no,I'm pickin beans..

stupid answers for stupid questions

Stupid answers for stupid
questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2am in the
nyt nd ask ? "are u sleepin?" Ans :
no,I'm pickin beans..

lady banks...

EVENING PALS
If Ladies Were Banks:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.
The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

Akpos's prayer...

JOKE!!!
Last niGht at dinner, little Akpos
was asked to lead in prayEr.
Akpos: But I don't know how to
praY?
DAD: Just pray for your familY
members.
Akpos: "Dear Lord," he started,
"thank u for giving me sUch
lovelY parents.
Thanks for our visitors and their
childrEn, who finished all my
cookies and ice cream. Bless Dem
so dat they won't come Again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, wHo
removed my sister's clothes And
wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Xmas, pls senD
clothes to all those poor naked
ladies on my daddy's blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homEless men who use mom's
rOOm when daddy is at
work,AMEN!"

bro monalissa's painting

monalissa's painting

leggingz

A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man
And Finally Got Married With Him
One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My
Husband Only Has 1 Foot‘.
Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your
Father Has Only 5 Inches‘

who is decieving who???

BF : Babe ;) What Are You Doing?
GF : Nothing Much !! Really Tired ;') .
Just Going To Sleep Now Honey... And You
Sweetheart?
BF : In The Club Standing Behind You

love indeed

Marriage lies....

There was this couple that was married for
20 years, and every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the
lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
was stupid. She figured she would break him
out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of
a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was
holding a battery operated pleasure devise.
She got extremely upset. "You impotent
bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could
you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you
explain the kids."

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Best yo mama joke of the week

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Mother knows best

Four old Catholic women sit
and brag about their sons.
The first Catholic woman
tells her friends, "My son is a
priest. When he walks into a
room, everyone calls him
'Father'."

family problem...

Wife: darling our house maid is pregnant.
Husband: that's HER problem.
Wife: but I'm worried.
Hubby: that's YOUR problem.
Wife: the neighbors are talking.
Hubby: that's THEIR problem.
Wife: they are saying its your pregnancy.
Hubby: that's MY problem!
Wife: we will be a laughing stock
Hubby: that's OUR problem!!! Lollllll

grammology joke

a tourist asked a boat guy; do u knw anytin abt biology, geology, psychology, crimilology?. D
boat guy said no 2 al d questions.. D tourist said,wot do u knw on dis earth?u wil die of illiteracy he said.. afta a while,d boat started
sinking... so d boat guy asked d tourist; do u knw swiminology nd escapology 4rm crocodiology? d tourist said no.. D boat guy replied saying; you will die of drownology nd crocodology will eat assology nd u will dieology bcos of ur badmouthology nd ur crimilology

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Marriage Lies

There was this couple that was married for
20 years, and every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Shame! Nigerian Idol Judge, Yinka Davies Bares Her Breast In Public

When you've worked hard and attained
certain height in your career, it is expected
that you carry yourself in a way that
portrays you as a positive role model to
those coming behind.

SHAME! Nigerian Air Hostess Arrested With 4KG Of Cocaine At Heathrow, UK

An air hostess for Arik Air, Ms Chinwendu
Uwakaonyenma Ogbonnaya, was arrested
at Heathrow Airport on Sunday over an
allegation of smuggling four kilogram’s of
cocaine into the United Kingdom.