Friday, December 23, 2011

lady banks...

EVENING PALS
If Ladies Were Banks:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK.
The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.
The Ones That Move From One
Relationship To Another--
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.
The Silent But Dangerous Ones
Are FIRST INLAND BANK.
Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They
Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB.
Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.
Those Who Seems Caring Yet
Debit You Massively For Every
Affection Are UBA.
Those That Go To Any Extent To
Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK.
Those Who Are Old Yet They
Don't Realize They Are No More In
Vogue Are UNION BANK.
The Brief And Summarized Ones
Are MICRO FINANCE.
The Huge Ones That stand
Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.
The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK.
The Ones That Must Spend Their
Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.
-So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think your lady belongs to?

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