There was this couple that was married for
20 years, and every time they made love the
husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
was stupid. She figured she would break him
out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of
a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was
holding a battery operated pleasure devise.
She got extremely upset. "You impotent
bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could
you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes
and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you
explain the kids."
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