Mother knows best

Four old Catholic women sit
and brag about their sons.
The first Catholic woman
tells her friends, "My son is a
priest. When he walks into a
room, everyone calls him
'Father'."

The second Catholic woman
chirps, "My son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a
room, people call him 'Your
Grace'."

The third Catholic mother
says, "My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a
room, he's called 'Your
Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman
says, "My incredibly
handsome son is 6' 2 with
broad, square shoulders,
good manners and
impeccable style. Whenever
he walks into a room,
women say, 'Oh my God!'"