Joke: Naija proverbs reloaded

He who fights and runs away .... Na fear catch am Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend... Dey call am brother A rolling stone no just dey roll... Naperson push am. He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest A stitch intime........ Dey prevent further tear tear. Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem. One goodturn......... na correct power steering be that. A bird inhand........ Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Half bread………. Is better than buns/ puff puff D journey of a thousand miles……. Ol’boy e beta make u carry your car go o or enter aeroplane He who laughs last........ na mumu. Why im no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh? The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am. All work and no play……Na Banker be dat All play and no work…… Abeg na real life be dat. Afterall i see as u happy wen dem declare holiday. Have ur say below

Joke: Check dis out!!

There were two Men waiting at the railway station but suddenly the train passed without stoppingso they decided to run after it. One of them managed to jump into the train the one who was left started laughing... People around him asked why he was laughing yet he has missed the train? and he said "The guy who just managed to catch the train was actually escorting me" Who foolish pass!

Joke: What materialism can do 2 u

An Igbo man had an accident with his new Range rover sports,he called a police officer and said: this man just come smash off the door of my Jeep! MyGerman worth 6Million dollars car is now condemned!!!.