joke! Boko haram's price giving anniversary...

Hello gullible Nigerians. Here comes
the annual "BOKO HARAM's PRIZE
GIVING ANNIVESERY", in
commemoration of her 2 years of
existence in Nigerian'soil.
To win, just send 'BOMB ME' to

roflwkmd... Akpos vs Tega's wifey..

Akpos went 2 Tega's house 2 play
Card with some Friends. Akpos sat
directly across Tega's wife. A card
dropped on d Floor & as Akpos
bent 2 pick it up. He looked across
d table & he saw Tega's wife's
Leg Opened wt no Panties. He
stood up & went into d Kitchen 2
get Water.To his suprise Tega's
wife followed him 2 d Kitchen &
said, "U LIKE WETIN U SEE?" Akpos
said, "I LIKE AHM DIE"

Akpos's prayer

JOKE!!!
Last niGht at dinner, little Akpos
was asked to lead in prayEr.
Akpos: But I don't know how to
praY?

Anger destroys...

check awt the touching story of this young man...
A couple have been married for
over 9years without children and it
was becoming their 10th year.

If Ladies Were Banks...

MORNING PALS
If Ladies Were Banks:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called
SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS BUT WON'T ASK..

45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS BUT
WON'T ASK..
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.

Ballon boys...

A boy and his friend were walking along a street path and suddenly they saw a rubberlike thin like ballon and so one of dem picked it up

THINK BEFORE YOU TALK...

You shld read dis...
A 20 year boy seeing out from the
train window, shouted,
"Dad, look the trees are going
behind!"

gates quit.. Lmao

BREAKING NEWS:
Bill Gates has resigned as the
chairman of microsoft after
receiving a letter from a school
boy.
BOY : Dear Sir, I have some
questions to ask;

joke.. Musa plumber

A young Lady dialled her number
on her boy friend's phone to see if
her contact was save with sweet

subsidy customer care

Welcome to subsidy online
assistance service.
How can
we help you today?
To know the price of fuel in your
home zone PRESS 1.

sharp man..

To surprise her husband,a
company executive's wife decided
to stop by her husband's
office...