Welcome to subsidy online
assistance service.
How can
we help you today?
To know the price of fuel in your
home zone PRESS 1.
If you are still stuck in the village
PRESS 2.
In case you need fuel but you don't
have money PRESS 3.
To get in touch with a
blackmarketer in your area PRESS 4.
If you are interested in marrying an oil worker especially a petrol attendant, PRESS 0.
To personalise your new engine to start using palmwine, PRESS 5.
If your new means of
transportation is donkey, PRESS 6.
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