If Ladies Were Banks...

MORNING PALS
If Ladies Were Banks:
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called
SKYE BANK.

The Robust And Spacious Ones-
OCEANIC BANK.

The Ones That Move From One Relationship To Another--
INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.

The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are
FIRST INLAND BANK.

Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They Love Being Heard Are
BANK PHB.

Those Who Stick To One Man Are
FIDELITY BANK.

Those Who Seems Caring Yet Debit You Massively For Every Affection Are
UBA.

Those That Go To Any Extent To Make You Sad Are
ZENITH BANK.

Those Who Are Old Yet They Don't Realize They Are No More In Vogue Are
UNION BANK.

The Brief And Summarized Ones Are MICRO FINANCE.

The Huge Ones That stand Gidigba For Ground Are
FIRSTBANK.

The Beautiful, Reserved And
Homely Ones Are
DIAMOND BANK.

The Ones That Must Spend Their Annual Vacation Abroad Even
When The Husband Is Broke Are
GTB BANK.

-So Ladies, which Bank Are You?
-Guys, which Bank do you think
your lady belongs to?

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