gates quit.. Lmao

BREAKING NEWS:
Bill Gates has resigned as the
chairman of microsoft after
receiving a letter from a school
boy.
BOY : Dear Sir, I have some
questions to ask;
1) The keyboard alphabets are not
in order.
When will you launch the correct
version.
2) There is start button but
nothing to stop.
3) I have learnt MS word, when will
you launch MS Sentence.
4) There is recycle bin but no
rescooter bin. Why?
5) And finally a personal question.
Why is your name Gates even
though you sell Windows!