Joke: Interview Dialog

Jokes: Interview Dialog *Officer: What Is Your Name? *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: Tell Me Properly. *Candidate: Modape Pakurumo Sir *Officer: Your Father’s Name? *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: What Does That Mean? *Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir *Officer: Your Native Place *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum? *Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir *Officer: What Is Your Qualification? *Candidate: M P. Sir *Officer: (angrily) What Is It? *Candidate: Metric Pass *Officer: why do you need a job? *Candidate: M P sir *Officer:meaning? *Candidate: money problem sir *Officer: whats your personality? *Candidate: M P sir *Officer: would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? *Candidate: monacrotic personality *Officer:i see. I will get back to you *Candidate:s sir, how's my MP? *Officer: and whats that again? *Candidate: my performance *Officer: M P!!! *Candidate: meaning? *Officer: MP - Mental Problem,