stupid answers for stupid questions

Stupid answers for stupid
questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2am in the
nyt nd ask ? "are u sleepin?" Ans :
no,I'm pickin beans..
2. When its raining and somone
notices u goin out yet they ask;
are
u goin out in this rain?? Ans: no in
the next one
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just have a
bath? Ans: no, i fell into the toilet
bowl
4. You standing right in front of
the
ele...vator on the ground floor
going to your office,yet they ask;
going up?? Ans: no, i'm waiting
for
my office to come down to me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with
a bunch of flowers and u still ask
him; are those flowers? Ans: no
baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the toilet and you
locked the door,som1 knocks on
the door asking; is any1 there?
Ans:
No! na shit lock the
door...mts cheew!!
7. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees
you and asks; what are you doin
here? Ans: i'm here to pay my
school fees!...
8. When people see you lying
down
with your eyes closed, they still
ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No!
I'm
practising to die... .

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